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Young maiden, approach this draped haven, and join us in the realm of the flesh, the realm of the senses. It is only by swallowing the raven shadows and allowing darkness to enter that you can begin tasting the succulence of the light. So come, smudge your knees and palms and crawl toward this draped and canopied haven. Join us in the realm of the flesh, the realm of the senses. -Lazarillo Alliais