Eat my motherfuckin' shit


A Rob Thurber Halloween
Rob Thurber didn't know anyone at the Halloween costume party. Not knowing how this particular crowd would dress, he felt too self-conscious to wear a costume. Upon arrival, however, he felt uncomfortably out-of-place in this crowd of enthusiastically creative costumes. He was the sole person without a costume. But the evening worked out fine nonetheless, as everyone just assumed he had come as a faggot.

Eat a Dogshit Sandwich
January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”

February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”

February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”

February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”

February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”

February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”

February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”

February 26: “We have the best prepared people, the best people in the world. Congress is willing to give us much more than we’re even asking for. That’s nice for a change.”

February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”

February 28: “This is their new hoax. But we did something that’s been pretty amazing. We have 15 people in this massive country and because of the fact that we went early. We went early, we could have had a lot more than that. We’re doing great.

March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”

March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”

March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”

March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”

March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working


Remember when there were assholes that thought like this asshole? I thought we were past most of that!
Since Trump has made ok for you assholes to harbor & express those feelings, I too can just call you assholes!

I am not threatened by my fellow Americans of another color!
I do not blame my situation on anyone but myself!
Trump breads hate & self pity, division!
I suppose when he cuts your food stamps, you will blame the Democrats!


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How is your urine today? I have the smellyurine.