Budd Dwyer says "Stand back, I don't want to hurt you!"

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  Its going fiin-didally-ine!   CENOTAPH'S AND NOSECONE. "Trolling. Scrolling. Rock-n-Rolling."   CENOTAPH'S AND NOSECONE. "Trolling. Scrolling. Rock-n-Rolling."   "Breaker 1-9...I gotta SHIT, Motherfuckers!!!"   CENOTAPH'S AND NOSECONE. "Trolling. Scrolling. Rock-n-Rolling."   JESUS MOTHERFUCKIN' CHRIST!!! -WATHEL            

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