Who shall eat the many dogshits? Will it be YOU?

Written by: my penis

Once upon a time I tongued your sweet ass forever . This was in your dreams in REM sleep and one day, the dog was fucking me when I was interrupted . Poodles and dalmations burst in and suddenly edited manuscripts loudly .

Stupid bitch sipped her martini and died . "AAARRGH!!", she said as she fell over . I need a blow . Bring me my beer . Because reasons .

People rape and that's aswesome . Dennis and replaced text with emptiness and you love it . And now Will YOU? .

The end.