Written by: slapping my scrotum against a keyboard
Once upon a time
a drunk guy caught on fire and became a parade
This was in
a car parked
a closed garage with the engine running
and one day,
many years later, they found my corpse
in nearly perfect condition despite the fact
stopped happening permanently
Nobody is your friend
my pants fell to the ground. Pants on the ground.
everyone realized that God is truly dead and
my testicles are doubling in number daily
I am the secret king of France
raping everyone who has ever died
who wants a big slice of pie!? Delicious cancer!
Abraham Lincoln once
"A whore divided from her legs cannot stand!"
Spank me daily and
then comes the double-fisting fairy!
I fart like:
*INSERT WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE TRANSCRIPT*
khan! Shaka Khan! Come on rock me!
My favorite kinds of microphone are
I have-a some salt-a
and I love Reverand Jim
so let me just set myself on fire here. There!
my nuts just fell out of my scroat