Written by: my penis

Once upon a time I tongued your sweet ass forever . This was in your dreams in R'lyeh and one day, the dog was fucking me when interrupted presently . Poodles and dalmations burst in and suddenly attacked loudly .

Stupid bitch sipped her martini and . "AAARRGH!!", she said as she fell over . I need cuddles . Bring me my beer . Because .

My friends enjoy rape and that's aswesome . Dennis and Edna Yvette and . And suck my dick .

The end.