Cannibals and Infants
Written by: Buck 65
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Once upon a time
Michael Jackson died of heart disease
.
This was in
the great depression of 2009
in
America, a land of strange ironies and apathy
and one day,
FOX News analysts were discussing how Obama
was
leading the entire world to ruin, not Bush
when
the idiocy of it all reached critical mass
causing horrid Tsunami waves, earthquakes and
some Republicans became Libertarians out of spite
.
A seeping, sleepy kind of miserable depression
and
general disregard for fellow man began growing
and suddenly
people were murdering each other in the streets
and pretty soon the herd was thinned
.
Perhaps that was a solution within itself
because all of humanity is doomed
and
so fuck it all. Let's dance and forget it all
.
"Light me on fire while I slit my own throat,"
said
a despondant Barbara Bush who had somehow survived
.
Her sons watched her burning, bleeding body flail
like a macabre dance of a giddy puppet of fire
.
George and Jeb vowed to end it all in a bloody
mutual homosexual incest suicide 69-sex gun circle
.
Of course FOX News was on hand to spin the event
by simply labeling them both as Democrats
.
Time began to splinter and break apart
like threads fraying at the end of old, worn rope
and
new, alternate realities spilled into the cosmos
.
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcet emerged
and
Henry Kissinger was tried for war crimes in 1973
while the Nobel committee awarded Charles Manson
for his famous speech begging for peace in India
and
Ronald Reagan was killed to impress Jodi Foster
. And
the new American currency featured the face of
Steve Buscimi for some unexplainable reason
.
The end.
