Written by: my penis

Once upon a time I ate a dogshit sandwich . This was in your dreams in new york and one day, the dog was fucking me when rudely interrupted presently . Poodles and dalmations burst in and suddenly barked loudly .

Bitch sipped her martini and wept . "AAARRGH!!", she said as she fell over . I need some . Bring me my beer . Because we might forever elope .

My friends enjoy rape and that's aswesome . Dennis and Edna and someone salty and Arnold can bite my shiny metal ass . And let's begin sentences with "and" .

The end.