Written by: Someone Salty

Once upon a time . This was in my bedroom in new york and one day, he was fucking me when rudely interrupted presently . Poodles and dalmations burst in and suddenly barked loudly .

sipped her martini and . "AAARRGH!!", she said . some . whiskey teh glass . we might forever elope .

and . and and and . And .

The end.