Bush is a Wanker

My Racial Rhetoric Is DYN-O-MITE!!!

Written by: Wathel Herness

Once upon a time I had a huge bowel movement

. This was in a new pair of plaid trousers I was trying on

in a JC Penny's store

and one day, the retched pantaloons were discovered

was I ever embaressed to be sporting an erection? Yes

when george bush said

toture was just fine as long as it is brown people

or asians,iraqis,feminists and indian call centres

. plus sodomy should be required by law

and SMOKING BONGS

and suddenly everyone decided to eat big, steamy bowls of

shit

.

Eat my motherfucking dogshit

you cocksucking bitch

and tell your goddamn skank mom to choke on horse cum

. I think I just shitted in my motherfucking pants

said a depressed Dick Cheney fondling a shotgun

. Sometimes I stroke my weiner in public

and shoot my load on mailbox handles

. I don't give a shit, motherfucker,

I'll do whatever the pigfucker I want

. So put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it

because I don't have time for yer fuckin' bullshit

You go

A DIRTY SLUT A DIRTY SLUT

and I like to eat big, hard turds like chocolate bars

. Somebody set up us the bomb

and HUZZAH HUZZAH!!

My testicles fell out of my scrotum

because I didn't pay them enough

and they got made into KFC chicken nuggets

. And you cant start a sentence with "And"!! IFKY!!!!!!!

.

The end.