Written by: Someone Salty

Once upon a time I banged a whore . This was in in new york and one day, he was fucking me when rudely interrupted presently . Poodles and dalmations burst in and suddenly barked loudly .

Bitch sipped her martini and wept . "AAARRGH!!", she said as she fell over . I need some . Bring me my beer . Because we might forever elope .

My friends enjoy rape and that's aswesome . Dennis and Edna and Stella and Arnold can bite my shiny metal ass . And let's begin sentences with "and" .

The end.