FAQ YOO!
Q: What defines intellectualism on Metababy?
A: Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
Q: Did you see that news story about the Texas polygamists?
A: They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are...
Q: Do you enjoy slipping or knotting with the slipknot crew?
A: no....sewing is for housewives that have to mend their sons blazers after a moment involving a friendly scuffle (with friends) in the school playground...so in short the answer is no and about 12 inches long
Q: what did george bush say when the fbi arrived at the shindig?
A: E PILLS AND DITCCRIKCRIKEY!THE FRIGGEN FBI!HIDE THE BONG,FLUSH THE PILLS AND DITCH THE NEEDLESEY!CRIKEY!THE FRIGGEN FBI!HIDE THE BONG,FLCRIKEY!THE FRIGGEN FBI!HIDE THE BONG,FLUSHCRIKCRIKECRIKEY!THE FRIGGEN FBI!HIDE THE BONG,FLUSH THH THE NEEDLESY!THE FRIG
Q: Ever hung out with Donald Rumsfeld dressed in drag?
A: NO BUT RONALD MC DOMALDFEL MOST CERTAINLY
Q: Do you like my second penis?
A: DEAR GOD! That's a growth! It might be cancerous! See a doctor or just cut if off yourself immediately!
Q: what sounds the most ideal or most subtle yet irrelevant phrase to be used on the 5th page of the catholic herald newspaper of suffolk? 1. cockwash hot cross buns....or battenburg cunt and a slice of edam cheese?
A: hmm i find both rather daring and damn well crude...personally, i think neither of the two has enough shock factor...come on..its the catholic herald! if i had to decide...it would be 'cockwash', as it can be interpretted as a double entendre!
Q: How girl get pragnat?
A: Stick your cock in her cooter instead of her asshole and fuck that shit.
Q: Seriously, WTF?
A: This is a question I shall answer after I finish shaving my genitals.
Q: dont you hate those emo crackheads who try ask you about their black clothes and clone like image?
A: oh it really gets my goat...(if i had one, whatever that means?!)...if the interviewer knob came onto MSN messenger, id surely send him an array of un-amused emoticons depicting a smiley yellow face shaking their fists angrily!